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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Silly gifs of animals being jerks.</description><title>Animals Being Dicks</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @animalsbeingdicks)</generator><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/</link><item><title>Xbox One Reveal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Eagle Vision - Animals Being Dicks" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-355.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is me right now :O &lt;a href="http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hub/reveal" target="_blank"&gt;Follow along here.&lt;/a&gt; (NOT AN AD, JESUS)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50999114837</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50999114837</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>xbox</category><category>xboxone</category><category>animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>gif</category><category>funny</category><category>eagle</category></item><item><title>Yahoo is buying Tumblr</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Boxer dog sliding down stairs - AnimalsBeingDicks" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-354.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is how I felt when I found out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50930031449</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50930031449</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:27:22 -0400</pubDate><category>dogs</category><category>stairs</category><category>gif</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals</category><category>funny</category><category>lol</category><category>tumblr</category><category>yahoo</category><category>yahoo buying tumblr</category><category>yahoo bought tumblr</category></item><item><title>CATapult </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Cat launches into toddler" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-353.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mittens was pretty worked up about this particular game of freeze tag.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50494927438</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50494927438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:37:32 -0400</pubDate><category>cat</category><category>toddler</category><category>headshot</category><category>animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animalsbeingdicks</category><category>baby</category><category>running</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>Care Bear</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="A bear joins a raccoon on a feeding post - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-352.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey Justin, wanted to make sure you had enough to ea&amp;#8230;WHERE ARE YOU GOING?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50013391673</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/50013391673</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 10:27:28 -0400</pubDate><category>bears</category><category>raccoon</category><category>bear</category><category>animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals being jerks</category><category>animalsbeingdicks</category></item><item><title>It's Wednesday</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-351.gif" title="Dog masturbating - AnimalsBeingDicks.com"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And you just watched a dog masturbate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49932426794</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49932426794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 09:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>animalsbeingdicks</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals being jerks</category><category>masturbation</category><category>masturbating</category><category>fap</category><category>dog</category><category>gross</category></item><item><title>Designated Driver</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Sheep Dog riding on the back of a bicycle - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-350.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rufus made sure he planned ahead for his Cinco De Mayo celebration.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49524162991</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49524162991</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>sheep dog</category><category>dog</category><category>drunk</category><category>driving</category><category>DUI</category><category>Uber</category><category>bicycle</category><category>bike</category><category>cinco de mayo</category><category>cinco</category></item><item><title>Masters Inn</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="SPIDERS UNDER A TOILET SEAT - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-349.gif" title="OMFG"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I went to Converge SE, I stayed in a real shit hole of a motel. &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/johnwilliams713/posts/10151398410417227" target="_blank"&gt;You can read about it&lt;/a&gt;. It&amp;#8217;s fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49259271558</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/49259271558</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:29:00 -0400</pubDate><category>animals being dicks</category><category>masters inn</category><category>scary</category><category>spiders</category><category>spider</category><category>toilet</category><category>shit hole</category></item><item><title>Converge SE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Seal breaking a dock and knocking a bunch of other seals in the water - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-348_zpsba421372.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m in South Carolina for &lt;a href="http://www.convergese.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Converge SE&lt;/a&gt; this weekend. This is how I feel whenever I meet new people. If you see me, say hi!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48882957712</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48882957712</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:32:58 -0400</pubDate><category>seal</category><category>animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category></item><item><title>Breakin 2: Electric Shamu</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Killer Whale knocks lady off platform at SeaWorld - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-347_zps3517465a.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We gotta save the rec center from being demolished! C&amp;#8217;mon Janice, let&amp;#8217;s break dance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48610796733</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48610796733</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Animals</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>shamu</category><category>whale</category><category>killer whale</category><category>seaworld</category><category>break dancing</category><category>breakin</category></item><item><title>Ready for my closeup</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Cheetah taking a poop on a safari jeep - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-346_zpsa31521ea.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph. – &lt;em&gt;Matt Hardy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48200516831</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/48200516831</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:42:16 -0400</pubDate><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals</category><category>cheetah</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>Stick the landing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="rodeo cowboy gets hit by a surprise bull" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-345_zpsdfef41df.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;C-C-C-Combobreaker!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47617828367</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47617828367</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:17:17 -0400</pubDate><category>Cowboy</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals</category><category>rodeo</category><category>bull</category><category>ouch</category></item><item><title>March Madness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Kangaroo dropping a ball" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-344_zpsde97ef11.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, Michigan Kangaroo, how&amp;#8217;d you do on your brackets?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47538093958</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47538093958</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:44:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Could you close the blinds?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Dog ruins a set of blinds - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-343_zpsc77d824f.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Duane&amp;#8230;seriously?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47115876704</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/47115876704</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:49:36 -0400</pubDate><category>blinds</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>animals</category><category>dogs</category><category>funny</category><category>gif</category><category>stupid</category></item><item><title>Internal Conflict</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/alien-hand.htm" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="Cat is attacking it's own stupid face - AnimalsBeingDicks" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-343_zps25ed4929.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tookie was really struggling with her &lt;a href="http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/alien-hand.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Alien Hand Syndrome&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/46335146935</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/46335146935</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:42:54 -0400</pubDate><category>cat</category><category>cats</category><category>animals being dicks</category><category>Animals</category></item><item><title>Stomach Bug</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Very frustrated ferret saying fuck - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-342_zps1a029e7a.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All five people in my house have a stomach virus. At the same fucking time. This is how I feel.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/45754508066</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/45754508066</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:57:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Slipping the tongue</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Turtle snaps puppy's tongue as another puppy watches" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/adb-341_zps7abc81d7.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was Jake&amp;#8217;s first time with a turtle dominatrix.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/45268642711</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/45268642711</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:48:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Caught Red-Handed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Cat caught eating dogfood" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-341_zps60bc1109.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was time for Randall to admit that he had a dog-food addiction. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44855299620</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44855299620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 07:20:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A little nippy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="penguin nips another in the butt and makes it fall in the water." src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-340_zpsd74ebb77.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think this cold weather is really starting to affect Jason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44706203961</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44706203961</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:30:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Schadenfreude Thursdays pt.10</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Leopard jumps out of cage and into truck cabin - AnimalsBeingDicks.com" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-339_zps87d31d12.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nobody puts leopard in the corner.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44220867747</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/44220867747</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:44:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Drowsy Cat</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Cat slides off counter and stays asleep" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/Photobucket%20Desktop%20-%20Pancake%20Shake/abd-338_zps8d1e25ea.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a licensed pharmacist cat, Phil should&amp;#8217;ve known the lortab would have an adverse reaction on him.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/43982804939</link><guid>http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/43982804939</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:12:52 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
